“Christian Mingle.com. Find God’s match for you!”
So THAT’S how your god is spending his time. I was wondering, what with all the public horror going on recently – and now I know. He’s monitoring computer-based algorithms and setting up dinner dates.
Whew! What a relief. I thought he wasn’t doing ANYTHING!
My god (if I had one), People. Isn’t anyone else wholly offended by this? I’m agnostic and even I find it utterly repellent that someone is sucking money out of others (who are already forced to tithe 10% of their income) for an online dating service that boasts that their god is at the helm of every match.
*whistles theme to Gilligan’s Island*
Oh, holy crap!!!
"Suggested" tithe contribution = Membership fee
Pay for hook-ups = Membership services
Your God! It is the oldest profession in the world!
